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[JagtechOhio]

I really have to thank you for providing this great site. I hope that all the extra clicks you've been getting are driving right up your bottom line.

And my offer of two free camshafts for every Smack user, you know that has to be a sure sign of my appreciation. They're even factory O.E. parts, no knockoffs here. Oh, "O.E." abbreviates "original equipment", it's not a Hawiian insult. It's just automotive lexicon, I wasn't trying to speak in code or anything.

I'm a TFuck reject, and it's great to find a little closet to come to where cunt rot can't stab me in the back when I'm not around. Where petty little jizz stains don't correct my spelling or cry "you're it" when you edit a post. Fucking impudent little bastard children.

Where's my manners, I also have to thank some woman named...where is that... Luis Croplimas, that's it. She's the TFucker who invited me to come check out your site. At least I think it's a she...they certainly don't have a pair of fucking balls, whoever they are.

Maybe it's a TVFucker, and they had 'em snipped? You probly know about that from your whack shack videos, I really appreciate the password but I haven't stepped in there yet. Great economy move though, you don't have to pay someone to come in and mop the floor in that little whore niche, what with all these fine folks licking it clean for you.

Maybe while you're here, you could explain something to me...bein' as I'm a newbie and all. How come it says "American Open Wheel Racing" on the top of this page? I mean, I'm tryin' to get the hang of this "Smackforum" thing, I think I understand that part. It's that other part that doesn't figure.

We are talking about the same thing, right? Race cars, that don't have fenders or wheel enclosures, that are open cockpit, road course/oval track, purpose built, proprietary equipped competiton vehicles raced right here in the U.S.A?

Wow, was that a fucking run-on. Good thing there isn't a real writer here who can discern the impropriety of my verbose constructions. Those guys are all cunt drips anyway.

So when do people write about racing here? Not dead racing, or abandoned racecars, or disused tracks, or failed managers past and present. That's so fucking lame, isn't it? And reading about racing on another site so you can mock them in a little cloister of schoolgirl naughtychat...see, I don't get it. I obviously need SERIOUS help.

'Cause "American Open Wheel Racing" means something else to me.

It's not the name of a cartridge for some twiddlesticking GamerPussy to plug in her toy box. It's not the name of some twisted fucking church where alter bendover boys go to worship their dead races and their dead racecars and the tracks they used to run. Not to me, anyway. I just would have guessed you talked about racing here. You know, with open wheel cars? In America? Today, and tomorrow?

I put "Fuckwit" under my screen name, and I guess you know why now. Plus, it was one of the first GamerPussy insults I got handed with my free admission. It really helped to get the balls rolling.

Since I don't post at TFuck anymore, and so many of your fine folks used to get such fine entertainment from my writing, I'll just save the little GamerPussies a lot of browsing time and post right here. Count on it.

So thanks a lot for Snatchforum, I really needed a place to dump a load into. And don't forget those free camshafts, that offer is open to administrators too.

I hope none of you naughty little GamerPussies are reading this, since it wasn't addressed to you so its none of your motherfucking concern. Foul mouth little punks trying to grab my business with their sticky little jizz fingers, that's about as low as you can go. Unless you're a Nascar fan, that's a special kind of bottom feeder.

[Dick Smack]

you really need to cut back on the caffeine

[Hosehead]

you really need to cut back on the caffeine

He should cut back on his semen intake as well. I fear the little swimmers may be interrupting the few synapses that occur in his quaint 'lil melon.

[Meatlocker]

That was waaaaayyyy too long to even bother to read. Anyone have Cliff Notes?


This guy is like a combo of Jox and ,,,,,,,

[skank]

"Fuckwit" fits perfectly. Most accurate thing he's posted.

[Hugh G. Rekshun]

I liked Unabomber better.

[MoCartt]

And then there is OEM. Which can be pretty good and save a few bucks!

[Turgidturd]

That was waaaaayyyy too long to even bother to read. Anyone have Cliff Notes?


This guy is like a combo of Jox and ,,,,,,,

Hi. I like to use a 6 gallon reusable enema bag with a custom fitted ear nozzle.

Hows that meatie?

[formulaben]

Mods, please move this to the Feedback or Off Topic forum. This was posted in American Open Wheel Racing.

[hameroids]

I've got a few Toyota OEM throttle pedal assemblies here. Do us a favor; retrofit your vehicle with one and auto-accelerate your ass off a fucking cliff.